Paranoid conspiracy thread

[ChunkyMonkey]

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...orida-airport/

Magnetic North Pole Shifts, Forces Runway Closures at Florida Airport


The planet's northern magnetic pole is drifting slowly but steadily towards Russia -- and it's throwing off planes in Florida.
Tampa International Airport was forced to readjust its runways Thursday to account for the movement of the Earth's magnetic fields, information that pilots rely upon to navigate planes. Thanks to the fluctuations in the force, the airport has closed its primary runway until Jan. 13 to change taxiway signs to account for the shift, the Federal Aviation Administration said.

The infowars folks blaming it on the Fed of course.

[theGinsue]

Once is coincidence, twice is a phenomenon, after that it gets hinky....

BTW bird die offs are now up to 5....

I know about Arkansas, Louisianna, Sweden, and someone here mentioned Kentucky (haven't read any news reports on that yet, would love more details), but where is the 5th?

I'm just sayin' watch this documentry and all will be clear.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/

Okay, that could explain the birds, but what of the fish? Just a simple coincidence? I've never been one for believing in coincidences.

[jreifsch80]

Maybe it was the nazi ufo's from their secret base in antarctica (anyone ever read about that? Hehe)

Maybe it's some russian satelite with some sort of death ray on it

Maybe bird flu and underwater nuclear testing for the fish

[Byte Stryke]

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...orida-airport/



The infowars folks blaming it on the Fed of course.

Just like in the Movie 2012...

Lets all go to China to get on the boats!

[Scanker19]

They said that the Birds in AR were night blind so when the fireworks went off it scared them, they then flew into houses, trees and even the ground.

Wouldn't this happen all over the country every year and on the 4th of July as well?

I'm putting my money on the Alien Bodies they keep locked in FT. Knox, finally escaped.

[68Charger]

Maybe this happens all the time, but for some reason the MEDIA IS FOCUSED ON IT- so we're hearing about it constantly now...

until the ratings slip, and they need to find another crisis du jour...

[Scanker19]

Maybe this happens all the time, but for some reason the MEDIA IS FOCUSED ON IT- so we're hearing about it constantly now...

until the ratings slip, and they need to find another crisis du jour...

He's one of "them"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clint45]

Thousands of birds in flight killed at different locations sounds like some sort of experimental high-powered beam, likely intended for use as some sort of radar or communications device. They can't talk about top secret tech stuff in the paper and say "oops" so they say something silly like "fireworks dunnit."

A few years back a new type of Navy sonar was resulting in massive fish kills, which they also tried to cover up in a similar manner.

Doubt very much it is anything to worry about. Just the usual bungling.

[theGinsue]

It ain't over yet...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110111/...ry_bird_deaths

GEYSERVILLE, Calif. – California wildlife officials are trying to figure out what caused the death of more than 100 birds found clustered together just off Highway 101.
The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports that California Highway Patrol officers found the dead birds near the roadway on Saturday and called in the state Department of Fish and Game to investigate.
The officers who found the birds described them as small with brown and black feathers. They were intact and had not been shot.
The reports come as other, larger bird deaths have been reported in Arkansas, Louisiana and other states.
Scientists say mass die-offs of wildlife happen regularly, and are usually unrelated and unreported.

[Mtn.man]

Saw where one woman says its nerve gas being released around the world to kill off the masses subcontracted by the US, Australia, and China.

I am posting this from my underground bunker.