REAL RUBBERY, TO MUCH RUBBER, FIGHT TO GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET.....all great punchlines........
Well now that the S-12(as they called it) on Sons of Guns made this little baby a hot item and soon to be banned by the guy YOU voted into office I will just gently wrap her in lightly oiled cloth put in a large PVC pipe and bury her to protect my precious, yes, my precious needs to be protected, she needs love. I will love her, care for her, rub her with oil. Lubricated she will stay my precious.
The Saiga? Give her to you? Never! Never my Precious..........to the bunker I go..........