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    I wouldn't be down. Know why? Here is a comprehensive list of what I could contribute to a group:

    1) I have 9 extra toothbrushes.
    2) I can tie a square knot.
    3) I can tell you who is at fault in an automobile accident; in most cases.
    4) If your shirt sleeve rips, I can hand sew it back on for you.
    5) I have 1 unopened bag of 100' of paracord, but probably would forget to bring it.
    6) I have a mid level Silva compass.
    7) I like to stay up late and sleep in.
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    Irving,
    I am the same way--have absolutely nothing to offer to any such group. Maybe a bunch of us with no skills and talents should band together in such an event and become the little engine that could! After all, we still have our personalities. And mom always said that the personality was the most important thing!

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I wouldn't be down. Know why? Here is a comprehensive list of what I could contribute to a group:

    1) I have 9 extra toothbrushes.
    2) I can tie a square knot.
    3) I can tell you who is at fault in an automobile accident; in most cases.
    4) If your shirt sleeve rips, I can hand sew it back on for you.
    5) I have 1 unopened bag of 100' of paracord, but probably would forget to bring it.
    6) I have a mid level Silva compass.
    7) I like to stay up late and sleep in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    I can code stuff. Very important when shtf to code stuff. I can also fix a few things, but when shtf I think I'm going to take a vacation from helping people, and just leech off all the ones that owe me thousands in favors. Or perhaps eat them, I'm not certain. Either way, it's a vacation.
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    Easy: Hide behind JetSiphon

    That, and figuring out how to keep otter pops frozen without electricity are my plan, in broad strokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FireMoth View Post
    Easy: Hide behind JetSiphon
    Damnit that was my plan-move over
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I wouldn't be down. Know why? Here is a comprehensive list of what I could contribute to a group:

    7) I like to stay up late and sleep in.
    Night watchman? somebody's got to watch for zombies while the others sleep... but it's not really a -skill-
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I wouldn't be down. Know why? Here is a comprehensive list of what I could contribute to a group:

    1) I have 9 extra toothbrushes.
    2) I can tie a square knot.
    3) I can tell you who is at fault in an automobile accident; in most cases.
    4) If your shirt sleeve rips, I can hand sew it back on for you.
    5) I have 1 unopened bag of 100' of paracord, but probably would forget to bring it.
    6) I have a mid level Silva compass.
    7) I like to stay up late and sleep in.

    I don't want to call you Irving...I want to call you Stuart....The group needs a comic after the Armageddon....

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    You don't have to call my Irving. That's just what my screen name is. Call me Stuart all you want.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I just saw this and it is past my bedtime.

    Tomorrow is a busy day but I will get back to Y'all on this topic. It is important but I am dying here.
    I see you running, tell me what your running from

    Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    You don't have to call my Irving. That's just what my screen name is. Call me Stuart all you want.
    STUART

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