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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Dear God in Heaven, If I am ever this drunk I beg that you would take me in my sleep as to show me mercy. That I would wake to see this I would surely commit the sin of suicide.
    Amen
    Some guys just don't care what they go home with unfortunately. Had a friend that went home with a girl we called yoda, he had to get a cab because I didn't think she could fit in my VR-4, or, I wouldn't let her get in, it was one or the other...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flan7211 View Post
    Wingman fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Dear God in Heaven, If I am ever this drunk I beg that you would take me in my sleep as to show me mercy. That I would wake to see this I would surely commit the sin of suicide.
    Amen
    Whats even scarier is she has a wedding ring on!!??

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Whats even scarier is she has a wedding ring on!!??
    Sharp eyes DSB. Or are you still single?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Whats even scarier is she has a wedding ring on!!??
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    Sharp eyes DSB. Or are you still single?

    Seems to me like he is on the prowl

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    Whats even scarier is she has a wedding ring on!!??
    I wonder what mr. rabbit looks like...
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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    Wait wait wait, are we sure that is even a female? Look under the chin...
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    Two things are for sure in that picture, one, the guy holding the thing is so close to death from alcohol poisoning it isn't even funny (beer goggles from hell) and two, whatever that thing is, it is damn ugly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronaldrwl View Post
    Sharp eyes DSB. Or are you still single?
    I am still single! But NOT desperate for any thing like that!! I could Not drink that pretty!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Seems to me like he is on the prowl
    Like I said I Could NOT drink enough alchol to drink that pretty!!!!!!!!!!!!

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