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    That guy deserves a beer. Love the look on both their faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoosier View Post

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    But I Hate not working even more

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    I hate stupid ass drivers.

    going home, northbound on circle, approaching a red light at galley.

    coming out of the 7-11 on my right is a chubby lady in a suzuki.

    I hang back and when the light turns green wave her in. she waves back, then the daffy bimbo proceeds to pull directly forward in front of me then stop.

    I point northbound and say "go that way!", which is why I let her in, but she holds up all the traffic against the light so she can cross three lanes 20 feet from the intersection to get to the northbound left turn lane.

    sorely tempted to ram her, I was.

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    NEVER let people into traffic. It causes all kinds of problems. If you are waiting, and someone waves you in, flip them off.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I don't hate lima beans, just your whiny white conservative asses...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elhuero View Post
    I hate stupid ass drivers.

    going home, northbound on circle, approaching a red light at galley.

    coming out of the 7-11 on my right is a chubby lady in a suzuki.

    I hang back and when the light turns green wave her in. she waves back, then the daffy bimbo proceeds to pull directly forward in front of me then stop.

    I point northbound and say "go that way!", which is why I let her in, but she holds up all the traffic against the light so she can cross three lanes 20 feet from the intersection to get to the northbound left turn lane.

    sorely tempted to ram her, I was.
    Does this make the situation worse?


    I agree with Irving, never let people in...

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    My favorite is when you have to be in front of me so you get infront of me and slam the brakes

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    I think it is against the law to let people in like that. If it isn't, it should be. Causes accidents.


    I don't like it when people don't like puns. I told the fire at the circus joke a few times at work today, and thought I was going to get stabbed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    Does this make the situation worse?


    I agree with Irving, never let people in...

    sure does. just because danica patrick exists doesn't mean that women can drive for squat. for the most part they can't.

    even if there was no cross traffic her move would have been illegal and dumb.

    meh, I think letting people in is part of being a courteous driver, and I'll keep doing it.

    and when fat bimbos do stupid things, I'll continue to bitch about it.

    but I do flip people off, when they zoom past me going 20 over.

    and when I see two marked units in an empty lot parked in opposite directions having a parlait I yell "go fight crime!"

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    I hate all the "want to know of a p,lace to shoot" threads. Seriously, there's a huge thread about all of the shooting locations and even a google map with them on it.

    "So, I'm looking for a place where I can shoot out to half a mile with my bazooka and only have to drive 15 minutes from my house in the middle of suburbia. Oh, and I don't want to have to pay anything to shoot there, be a member, share the area with anyone or see any trash. While we are at it, can this pl,ace be magical and make my rounds never miss."

    Ya, no problem.
    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

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