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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Nothing, people were just annoyed by it. My target knew I did something, and it wasn't long until she found it and threw it in my face.
    Next time, slip it through his/her A/C vent in the car. I did it to my friend's Dodge truck.. do you know how hard it is to tear down your whole dashboard and then the damn thing still beep at ya with the dash disconnected from any power source? Gosh, I am LMAOing just thinking about it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    Next time, drop a deuce his/her A/C vent in the car.
    Fixed.

    I Have some family in the business of taking care of "issues", if you need.

    Shitheads that hire CRIMINALS (regardless of the fact that we get all PC and rename them, say how hard they have it and we should coddle them) are CRIMINALS and lack any sort of moral character.

    Period.

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    That is all.

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    Ahhh yes, revenge.
    A dish best served cold and without emotion.
    Add emotion to the dish and it sours.
    Subtle is good.


    Cotter pins removed from tie rod ends and a little liquid wrench...........
    Electrical crimping pliers applied to front brake hard lines...............
    Milk or cream down the heater vents in the cowl..............
    Packing peanuts in the gas tank...............
    Washers taped to a driveshaft..............
    License plates from the same make and model car placed on the marks vehicle..........makes traffic stops fun!
    Random "sexy" ads placed in certain areas of Craigslist or Rocky Mountain Oyster with the marks e mail or phone #.............
    Membership to certain "specialized" dating clubs and magazines............
    Numerous subscriptions to the CD of the month club.............


    I have read that all of the above are very effective
    But that's what I read..................
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    I see you have been busy.... reading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Ahhh yes, revenge.
    A dish best served cold and without emotion.
    Add emotion to the dish and it sours.
    Subtle is good.


    Cotter pins removed from tie rod ends and a little liquid wrench...........
    Electrical crimping pliers applied to front brake hard lines...............
    Milk or cream down the heater vents in the cowl..............
    Packing peanuts in the gas tank...............
    Washers taped to a driveshaft..............
    License plates from the same make and model car placed on the marks vehicle..........makes traffic stops fun!
    Random "sexy" ads placed in certain areas of Craigslist or Rocky Mountain Oyster with the marks e mail or phone #.............
    Membership to certain "specialized" dating clubs and magazines............
    Numerous subscriptions to the CD of the month club.............


    I have read that all of the above are very effective
    But that's what I read..................
    What do washers taped to the driveshaft do? Wouldn't they just come off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrapperJohn View Post
    What do washers taped to the driveshaft do? Wouldn't they just come off?
    If done properly it creates a hell of a vibration that can be hard to track down and no, they don't fly off with black duct tape.





    Or that's what I read it does........................
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    Interesting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    If done properly it creates a hell of a vibration that can be hard to track down and no, they don't fly off with black duct tape.





    Or that's what I read it does........................
    Stick on wheel weights work better... 5 or so 3 ounce sticks, all on one side of the driveshaft.


    Or so I'm told....
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post

    Random "sexy" ads placed in certain areas of Craigslist or Rocky Mountain Oyster with the marks e mail or phone #.............

    But that's what I read..................
    Yeah that one just got someone around here in a heap of legal trouble sooooo...might wanna put that one at the bottom of the list.
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