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    Machine Gunner SAnd's Avatar
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    I love full moons.

    Sitting there nekid, surrounded by guns, in light of a full moon, while I fondle and commune with them one at a time.

    It's such a special time.

    I definitely caress them between full moons too.

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    I have a clever colored title now! Heep72's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAnd View Post
    I love full moons.

    Sitting there nekid, surrounded by guns, in light of a full moon, while I fondle and commune with them one at a time.

    It's such a special time.

    I definitely caress them between full moons too.
    Um, shyeah! And I thought I had a "gun" problem!
    My determination to not strike the first blow, but also to not stand mute and allow myself, and all that I believe in and stand for, to be trampled by men who would deprive me of my God-given, or natural right to suit my own end.

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    No problem if you have a barrel big enough to handle the equipment. .223 aka 22cal more than adequate.

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    I hate to put the gun down long enough to make this post.
    I suppose I could just use one hand to do the typing though.

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    I have a clever colored title now! Heep72's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBob View Post
    I hate to put the gun down long enough to make this post.
    I suppose I could just use one hand to do the typing though.
    Hunt and peck.
    My determination to not strike the first blow, but also to not stand mute and allow myself, and all that I believe in and stand for, to be trampled by men who would deprive me of my God-given, or natural right to suit my own end.

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    SeƱor Bag o' Crap Scanker19's Avatar
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    Mine tell me bedtime stories.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    Mine tell me bedtime stories.
    You sleep with one too??

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    DSB, Monky, & Spyder's Main Squeeze patrick0685's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlasterBob View Post
    I hate to put the gun down long enough to make this post.
    I suppose I could just use one hand to do the typing though.
    pff...use the barrel to type
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    Default I was driving around the other day

    and realized that I had six guns in the car, not for any particular reason - just HAD them, in a bag, on my belt, ankle, under the seat, on top of the rear seat...

    There's this new reality show called "Taboo" and on a promo ad it showed this guy KISSING cars, as if he were in love with it...

    so, are you THAT obsessed with them? More? less?

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