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    Quote Originally Posted by Snyper View Post
    Best advice ever!
    Once again, another ASSumption, that the OP was the reason for the divorce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmym40a2 View Post
    The best protection is don't cheat on your wife. love her and treat her right and you can have all the guns you want with out of fear of losing them. "Happy wife-happy life" I have been married 26 years and have never worried about it.

    I was asked once "How long you been divorced?" I said Im not divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mx'r View Post
    Firearms.. What firearms??
    My thinking right there. Stupid boating accidents...get em every time.
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmym40a2 View Post
    The best protection is don't cheat on your wife. love her and treat her right and you can have all the guns you want with out of fear of losing them. "Happy wife-happy life" I have been married 26 years and have never worried about it.
    Yeah, okay Flanders.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmym40a2 View Post
    The best protection is don't cheat on your wife. love her and treat her right and you can have all the guns you want with out of fear of losing them. "Happy wife-happy life" I have been married 26 years and have never worried about it.

    Both marriage and divorce are like a gunfight. You could do everything right and still lose.

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    Get anything that you don't think she is specifically aware of out of the house. Huh? What? Don't know what you are talking about.

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    From a person that has been through this 2X, get your firearms out of the house, even if the both of you are still in it.
    All it will take is the two of you to have a fight (verbal) and for her to call the police on you and for her to tell the police that you have "a gun", as my ex#2 did to me, it is one of the questions that are asked when 911 is called. They did not ask if I was threatening her with a gun, they just asked her if I had a gun. And with a bunch of them locked in a safe, the dumb beeotch answered the 911 operator yes he has guns.
    And of course I am sure you can figure out what happened next and where I was for the next 3 days.
    And when I finally got home she had cleaned me out including the bank accounts and must have had some friends try to open the safe (unsuccessfully), because there were major pry marks around the door and the combo dial was knocked off.

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    Sideshow Bob has an excellent point. Get all of the guns, all of the ammo and the recreational knives out- sort it out later. If you're worried about whether "it" will still be there when you get home- take it first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmym40a2 View Post
    The best protection is don't cheat on your wife. love her and treat her right and you can have all the guns you want with out of fear of losing them. "Happy wife-happy life" I have been married 26 years and have never worried about it.
    Really? Dont even go there..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mx'r View Post
    Really? Dont even go there..
    x2

    Nice fairy tale though.
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    Strong men create good times
    Good times create weak men
    Weak men create hard times
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