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  1. 06-12-2011, 11:25 #1
    Colorado Luckydog
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    Default So, My Sister-In-Law Says....

    ....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage? I was wearing my 38 like I always do around the house. She's been here for four days with her son.

    I felt like saying....WHY DON'T YOU POUND SALT IN YOUR FAT ASS AND THEN HAVE ANOTHER 3 DOUGHNUTS AND A DIET COKE.

    But I just smiled and went back out in the garage. She will be gone in the morning. I love having family over!

    Mild Rant Over!
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  2. 06-12-2011, 11:37 #2
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    Family, good fer ya. Makes ya appreciate the times you have Apart.
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  3. 06-12-2011, 11:47 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colorado Luckydog View Post
    ....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage?
    Maybe...
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  4. 06-12-2011, 12:08 #4
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    Sounds like you will have a very clean garage by the time they leave.

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    I woulda responded "Ask me again and find out" and went back into the garage to continue.

    I have to go to my aunt's house later my cousin from Berkley (yeah... 'nuff said) and her family are in town so we're having a big family BBQ (normally I'm "busy" for these things but I can't say no to a BBQ). I plan on OCing, and having a full gun rack when I pull up in the truck.... should be a fun night
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colorado Luckydog View Post
    ....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage? I was wearing my 38 like I always do around the house. She's been here for four days with her son.

    I felt like saying....WHY DON'T YOU POUND SALT IN YOUR FAT ASS AND THEN HAVE ANOTHER 3 DOUGHNUTS AND A DIET COKE.

    But I just smiled and went back out in the garage. She will be gone in the morning. I love having family over!

    Mild Rant Over!
    I don't plane on shooting anybody. However if i heard you screaming in the house and i found someone on top of you then yes, perhaps i might.
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  7. 06-12-2011, 13:06 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    I don't plane on shooting anybody. However if i heard you screaming in the house and i found someone on top of you then yes, perhaps i might.
    That would be dilemma. Which one would you shoot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SAnd View Post
    That would be dilemma. Which one would you shoot?
    Probably yourself after the sight of such a thing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Breathe deep and count to 10.

    TEN!
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  10. 06-12-2011, 13:39 #10
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    I would have handed her a ski mask, told her to go put it on, and then come back in because you needed to test something....
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