Military Rules

[Ronin13]

As a former Intelligence/Security Specialist, I found these to be almost exactly true:

US Army Intelligence Rules:
1. Aid in sending out operations order, ignore bitter cursing.
2. Make Coffee- strong.
3. Serve officers coffee.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Report intelligence collected inaccurately.
6. Curse bitterly when unit disregards inaccurate intelligence.
7. Serve officers more coffee.
8. Envy Air Force because their A/C works.

US Army PSD Rules:
1. Commander going outside wire- curse bitterly.
2. Commander wants to change route- curse bitterly.
3. Commander wants to meet with local governor, advise against.
4. Ensure body armor is working.
5. Get shot at- curse bitterly, evac area with haste.
6. Chow 3 hours after DFAC closes.
7. PT 2 hours after gym closes.
8. Sleep 30 mins. Repeat. (See #1)

[Graves]

BAM approved.

[Ah Pook]

This threads gonna be good.................

Your going to need a bigger bucket...and .

[AirbornePathogen]

That was awesome! The Navy is my favorite one . I don't remember what movie it was, but I remember a line where a Marine says: "I've got nothing against you Navy boys, when it's time to fight you give us a ride."

Excellent!




You engineers always get all the fun!

Being one of the resident movie geeks, that was Kiefer Sutherland in "A Few Good Men."

"Lieutenant Kendrick. May I call you John?"
"No, you may not."
"Have I done something to offend you?"
"No, I like all you Navy boys. Whenever we need to go somewhere, you fellas always give us a ride."

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[spartan1919]

OORAH!!!!!

[waxthis]

OORAH!!!!!

+1!

[Ranger]

Being one of the resident movie geeks, that was Kiefer Sutherland in "A Few Good Men."

"Lieutenant Kendrick. May I call you John?"
"No, you may not."
"Have I done something to offend you?"
"No, I like all you Navy boys. Whenever we need to go somewhere, you fellas always give us a ride."

Stand by for a contribution to the actual thread here...

Yup, that's the one. Perhaps you should change your screen name to IMDB!