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    Beware of the "Dragon Lady" with the large square need in the left testicle...

    Never mind, she was in the San Diego MEPS in the '80's. She was a shorter Asian lady that walked with a limp and had a wanky eye... She was SCARY!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by two shoes View Post
    Beware of the "Dragon Lady" with the large square need in the left testicle...

    Never mind, she was in the San Diego MEPS in the '80's. She was a shorter Asian lady that walked with a limp and had a wanky eye... She was SCARY!!
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    Yeah, Leave it to our congress to be bipartisan when it comes to screwing the constitution.
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    Good luck man, and remember, until you're walking on to the airplane headed for wherever basic is, it's not too late to say "I might have done this wrong, need to go back and fix some things..."
    Don't sign anything until you're satisfied with what you have in your contract. If it's not in writing no one is obligated to give you anything. What MOS are you hoping for? Are they offering Duty Station of Choice (they didn't for me and I wish they had)?
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    Wow, two terms I've not thought or heard of in a long time! What did you score on your ASVAB?
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Good luck man, and remember, until you're walking on to the airplane headed for wherever basic is, it's not too late to say "I might have done this wrong, need to go back and fix some things..."
    Don't sign anything until you're satisfied with what you have in your contract. If it's not in writing no one is obligated to give you anything. What MOS are you hoping for? Are they offering Duty Station of Choice (they didn't for me and I wish they had)?
    I'm shooting for either Intel or Crypto, or possibly Master at Arms.

    Right there with you on not signing anything. I'm doing delayed entry, so if the job I want at the time I want isn't available, I'm not gonna do it. If I was 18, well, might be a different story, but I'm 31 now

    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Wow, two terms I've not thought or heard of in a long time! What did you score on your ASVAB?
    Taking the ASVAB tonight, so we'll see. I scored pretty high on the AFQT, so I shouldn't have a problem getting in to either of the ones I really want
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Yeah, Leave it to our congress to be bipartisan when it comes to screwing the constitution.
    "Al Qaeda had better benefits than Wal-Mart. Although at Wal-Mart, you get to wear your vest more than once." -- Stephen Colbert

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettodub View Post
    I'm 31 now
    Wow! What made you pull the trigger so far down the road? I'm assuming you are in pretty good shape...
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Ugh I just had to deal with that last month. You'll be surprised at how few people end up actually swearing in with you at the end of the day. When I got there in the morning there were about forty of us, but once it got to the end ceremony there were only five other people with me. Just watch out for the lady who does the blood test...she freakin' mauled my arm. Also keep an eye on the guy next to you when you take the piss test...damn kid next to me was so nervous he almost dumped his cup on my leg.
    Just call me 47

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Wow! What made you pull the trigger so far down the road? I'm assuming you are in pretty good shape...
    It's one of those things that I wished I would have done when I was 18, but never did. And hell, figure I'm not too old to do it yet, so why not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Yeah, Leave it to our congress to be bipartisan when it comes to screwing the constitution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettodub View Post

    Right there with you on not signing anything. I'm doing delayed entry, so if the job I want at the time I want isn't available, I'm not gonna do it. If I was 18, well, might be a different story, but I'm 31 now

    When I went in we had a guy that was 34 at the time going into regular Navy. Not to old.
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    Good luck, I used to work meps while I did my recruiting assignment, itll be boring as hell waiting around but a lot of the military is hurry up and wait, remember its like applying for a job a lot of people dont understand that and act amazed when we kick them out for being disrespectful
    I"ll keep MY FIREARMS and MY MONEY, you keep your "CHANGE"

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