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    Grand Master Know It All clublights's Avatar
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    Don't have one currently.....

    the last one took my dog and moved to hawaii.....



    now I'm just looking for a girl thats kind, sweet, and understanding..... Is that too much to ask of a nymphomaniac supermodel that owns a ferrari dealership ?

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    This thread's depressing...mine left me when I enlisted...

    So in the spirit of the thread, any of you guys know a nice lookin' lady willing to do absolutely nothing but the dirty for six or so months and then never hear from me again? No? Didn't think so...
    Just call me 47

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    Mine will say "why don't you take the grandson and go shooting, and give me some fawking space away from you assholes for awhile!"
    Last edited by rondog; 07-06-2011 at 08:44.

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    my gal is the best ever , she is absolutely beautiful, loves to shoot (although she did confiscate my little ak-74) , helps me at the gun shows , is out there at least 2 days a week cleaning up the range (and loves doing it ) , opens my meds when my hands fail (unfortunately this happens more and more ) , loves my doggie , does not think im crazy but is crazy about me ,supports my ideas even if there is no money involved and the list goes on .
    i truly am a lucky man and thank god for having her in my life everyday .

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    Gonna celebrate our 43rd anniversary July 22nd. A half dozen of those years have really been great.LOL. seriously she is a great little woman for putting up with all my bullshit for all these years. Last year she bought me a 2010 Challenger R/T for our anniversary.

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    Mine cooks, cleans (even a bit OCD about it), does kung fu too.... What more could I ask for?

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    After 13 year married and 6 years of dateing I ask my self everyday what I did so wrong to deserve this? Dateing was good, and the first 2 years of marriage was good then if it weren't for the kids I would move to phoenix and stay single the rest of my life! She sleeps constantly, won't work full time but complains when I work 2 jobs, hates to cook and clean, and could care less if I eat or am happy some guys have all the luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clublights View Post
    now I'm just looking for a girl thats kind, sweet, and understanding..... Is that too much to ask of a nymphomaniac supermodel that owns a ferrari dealership ?

    I Settled for 5/6

    Mine doesn't own a Ferrari dealership

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