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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Ya know what's worse?
    Finding your ex's hair places. Pillow case, hat, couch....
    Even worse current female friend finds said ex's hair. ya try talking your way outta that one.
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFBrews View Post
    Even worse current female friend finds said ex's hair. ya try talking your way outta that one.
    LOL... I very rarely get serious with women so I don't have to worry about that too much, the girls that are around to find my ex's hair don't mater enough to bother trying to talk my way out of anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    LOL... I very rarely get serious with women so I don't have to worry about that too much, the girls that are around to find my ex's hair don't mater enough to bother trying to talk my way out of anything.
    Quite the mood killer in my experince

    It has really become easier to date women with the same hair color.
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFBrews View Post
    It has really become easier to date women with the same hair color.
    Keepin things simple, I like it.
    My most recent ex was a blonde, before that a redhead, before that a dirty blonde and a brunette before her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Keepin things simple, I like it.
    My most recent ex was a blonde, before that a redhead, before that a dirty blonde and a brunette before her.
    Eh fat girls know that they complain they're out the door!!!

    Remember chubby chicks need lovin too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I can produce the same pictures of that. How often do you have her clean the tub?

    I'm so used to it, that when I go to fast food, when she's not even around, and find a 30 inch black hair in the very middle of my burrito, I just eat it. I get FANTASTIC breakfast, lunch, and dinners every day, but there is a hair in there so often that I don't even stop to think that it might be someone else's any more.

    Fixed it for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    LOL... I very rarely get serious with women so I don't have to worry about that too much, the girls that are around to find my ex's hair don't mater enough to bother trying to talk my way out of anything.
    I'm in the same boat with you- if I have a relationship longer than a week there might be something seriously wrong with her head... either that or she's waay too clingy!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Eh fat girls know that they complain they're out the door!!!

    Remember chubby chicks need lovin too
    They do, but just not from this guy! I don't even let the fat chicks see the door. Call me what you will, but I find grossly overweight to be the most disgusting thing. I'd rather she be a skin and bones meth riddled slut than some behemoth that might break me.
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    Funny post cause it's true. Mine does the EXACT same thing. I shave in the shower now just to make sure I don't leave any little whiskers in the sink.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    I had to just unfuck my vacuum cause someone is molting.
    I have to do that shit too. Binds up the brush.

    After my daughter was born my wife's hair was falling out in handfuls. I thought for sure she would be as bald as my new-born daughter within two weeks. Alas, and thank God, she never lost it all nor could I even notice there was less on her head, but it was like my house was a barber shop floor. Hair EVERYWHERE. Still don't know how she was able to loose seemingly pounds of hair without it being noticeable.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post
    May I suggest talking to her, sucking it up, or marriage counseling instead of bitching about it on the internet?
    Those of us who are married already know everything is our fault and most of us suck it up, but if the guy can't bitch about it here, then WTF? Joking about these things is good for marriage.

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    Lol I know, WHY are little tiny hairs in the sink gross but big snaking hairs on the wall okay hahaha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hollohas View Post
    After my daughter was born my wife's hair was falling out in handfuls. I thought for sure she would be as bald as my new-born daughter within two weeks. Alas, and thank God, she never lost it all nor could I even notice there was less on her head, but it was like my house was a barber shop floor. Hair EVERYWHERE. Still don't know how she was able to loose seemingly pounds of hair without it being noticeable.

    When women are pregnant, something about the hormone change makes them quit losing hair like they normally would. Once they have the baby and the hormones go back to normal they lose all the hair they would have lost if they hadn't been pregnant.
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