Funny story

[Atrain1]

When I was a kid I spent alot of time with my uncle he was like a father to me, I used to live with him. Were we lived was kind of in the country and I had 3 uncles that lived next to each other, one across the street and the other 2 next to each other which is were I stayed. My uncle that I lived with (Marine) took off dont know were he went, my other uncle thought it to be a good idea to give me a BB Rifle. I played with the Rifle a bit then got the idea, I perched myself up on my uncles shed who lived next door and not like now days were you can spit and hit your neighbors house, these houses were far apart. So I am waiting in the hot sun on top of my uncles shed for my other uncle to come back, a couple hours in there he is pulling up Bam I take my shot aiming for his head WHY I DONT KNOW, I miss and hit his truck on the pillar by the windshield, my uncle looked right at me knew exactly were I was, and yelled your dead when I catch you.

[Dr_Fwd]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

[Bailey Guns]

Apparently he didn't catch you.

[Byte Stryke]

I'm not seeing the funny...



see below for funny:


A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

[StagLefty]

Should have been a WTF alert on this thread !!! Never open an ATrain thread until after first cup

[SuperiorDG]

Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

He will wake up in a bit and say WTF did I do last night?

[alxone]

He will wake up in a bit and say WTF did I do last night?

when he sees the half empty box of milk bones and the crumpled up lampshade in the corner , he will have a pretty good idea

[BPTactical]

Never open an ATrain thread until after first cup

Good subject for a "Stickie"



"Thank You for sharing that with us, and we are all just a little stupider now"...................

[blacklabel]

He will wake up in a bit and say WTF did I do last night?

I'm thinking he'll wish he had the excuse of being drunk.

That looks like standard, sober Atrain1 to me.

[Atrain1]

I'm thinking he'll wish he had the excuse of being drunk.

That looks like standard, sober Atrain1 to me.

Actually I talked about him in another post about working with him when I was younger, and it is one of my memories as he is no longer with us. The point to it is dont shoot at an ex Marine and NRA fanatic, I learned a painful gun lesson.