Um,,,, instructions?

[ray1970]

While holding part B in place securely on part A place assembly into place on part C and slide part D into place. Use care to ensure proper tension on part B.
Insert part E into part C. Lightly lubricate the threads on part C and screw on part F, making sure to allow for clearance of part G which at this time should be attached to part H. If there is not clearance for part G lightly snug part F, using care to not over torque. Place part H over part E and slide towards the junction of part C and E. Ensure alignment of part G with the hole in part F and alignment of E and C. Ensure vertical alignment of part H relative to part C. While holding part H securely drill 2 holes to intersect the junction of part E and H. Taper ream holes 2 each from left to right taking care not to ream too deeply. Drive part I (2 each) to seat firmly in taper holes intersecting parts H and E. Using the appropriate fixture screw part J onto part E with part K facing tapered side towards part C securely into place ensuring alignment of the center slot in part J vertically.
Insert the assembly of part L and M into the hole on the right rear of part C and while holding the assembly of part L and M compressed drive part N into place.

That completes assembly of component #1.

Let me know when your are ready to assemble component 2

You copied that from some of that made in Taiwan, assemble it yourself furniture, didn't you?

[El Caballo Loco]

You copied that from some of that made in Taiwan, assemble it yourself furniture, didn't you?

You must be talking about the furniture that takes a small drill bit then a tad bigger drywall screw so well instead of crazy twisty locks and stuff.

[BPTactical]

Scary thing is, if you decipher the part designations and really read it is in fact a "loose"procedural guide for assembling an upper assembly.