crazy a$$ holy $h#&

[BushMasterBoy]

Thats sounds like more fun than walking by a bear digging in a dumpster. Finally my wolf hybrid flushed the bear out and we cornered it next to an 8 foot chain link fence. A cornered bear standing up screaming will even scare a mean ass wolf dog! I told the dog "You happy now?". He seemed happy to retreat with me back to the camper...


* Disclaimer: No animals were actually harmed in the retelling of this story.

[sniper7]

did you get the poop off of everything?

What's funny is I had to pee for at least a half hour before that but didn't want the scent around so I has holding that in. When I saw that lion everything sucked back in and I didn't pee for at least 45 minutes. Didn't even think about it

[sometimesright]

Sleep was hard to come by last night with all the scenarios that would have happened running through my head

Perfectly understandable and not at all unusual. Hopefully discussing it helps somewhat. FWIW - I've seen three articles in the DP over the past couple of days having to do with cougar (four legged) encounters. I believe one was up north (maybe Weld County but I don't recall for sure) with some llamas and another involving a pet near Carbondale. I think the third involved a boy in Idaho. Certainly makes one think.

[sniper7]

Cmon now Sniper- you sure that's really the first time you've been stalked by a "Cougar"??

Okay okay you got me! I was young and stupid and she offered me beer! J/k

[sniper7]

Perfectly understandable and not at all unusual. Hopefully discussing it helps somewhat. FWIW - I've seen three articles in the DP over the past couple of days having to do with cougar (four legged) encounters. I believe one was up north (maybe Weld County but I don't recall for sure) with some llamas and another involving a pet near Carbondale. I think the third involved a boy in Idaho. Certainly makes one think.

Yeah I just read the one about the boy. His dog ended up being killed by the cat and he got scratched but luckily the dad had a gun and shot in the air. The cat was killed that nights

[sniper7]

And to top it all off my wife called me at 430 this morning saying she was in early labor stages with our first child! So I am at the hospital now smelling in my camo! Hospital was even nice enough to have a planned power outage so no lights in the bathroom and not a drop of hot water in there for the shower.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Living in the hills where I do. I have lots of critters Elk, Deer, Bears, Lions, Coyotes, Foxes, Etc. I would go try to scare off any of them except the Lions. Try shouting and yelling will only piss em off more. I always carry a pistol working outside here for just that reason. I have one running around I saw last year pushing 175 to 180 lbs. Big Bitch. You're lucky sniper!!

[sniper7]

Living in the hills where I do. I have lots of critters Elk, Deer, Bears, Lions, Coyotes, Foxes, Etc. I would go try to scare off any of them except the Lions. Try shouting and yelling will only piss em off more. I always carry a pistol working outside here for just that reason. I have one running around I saw last year pushing 175 to 180 lbs. Big Bitch. You're lucky sniper!!

Yeah I feel pretty lucky.
But I was thinking about this:

Even the greatest hunter in the rockies can't stalk him. He is the most interesting man!

[sometimesright]

Yeah I feel pretty lucky.
But I was thinking about this:

Even the greatest hunter in the rockies can't stalk him. He is the most interesting man!

Definitely a quick-witted response and good marketing ploy. I think you should contact the ad agency for Dos Equis ASAP! Glad to hear you are taking it in stride.

By the way - those who read this just based on the title - Shame on you!

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Yeah I feel pretty lucky.
But I was thinking about this:

Even the greatest hunter in the rockies can't stalk him. He is the most interesting man!

Thats DEEP! I like that. And very good point.