Pool our resources?

[mevshooter]

huh?

In order to qualify for the free boat, you have to take it's moveable barge as well. It's in the article.

I think the barge is something like twice the size of the ship, so it's been a no go for any naval museums who it has been offered to.

[jerrymrc]

I call dibs on being captain.

Cougar is 30' away and you don't know it is there. Now you want to be the Captain of something the size of a house. I see anything smaller than 30' getting crushed on the Pueblo Reservoir. Pieces of wood and fiberglass for miles. Huh? What boat?

On second thought that may not be such a bad idea.

I does need water for the sides so we can have a giant "slip and slide" on it. So just how many gallons per mile does it get?

[sniper7]

Cougar is 30' away and you don't know it is there. Now you want to be the Captain of something the size of a house. I see anything smaller than 30' getting crushed on the Pueblo Reservoir. Pieces of wood and fiberglass for miles. Huh? What boat?

On second thought that may not be such a bad idea.

I does need water for the sides so we can have a giant "slip and slide" on it. So just how many gallons per mile does it get?

Hey now! I think it would be good for me to take out some of the little guys and know not to screw with us. I am thinking a jolly roger style flag with a white co-ar15 boltface in the center of the skull!

now where is my captain hat!!!

[Ronin13]

Either way, count me in! I can't cook, so don't ask me to be the ship's cook... I can't clean so don't ask me to swab the deck ye landlubbers, but dammit if I can't play video games pretty damn well so I guess I can be the helmsman... I can drive anything with wheels (and many others without).

Oh did I mention- I can provide quite a few busty wenches! Garr!

[mevshooter]

I does need water for the sides so we can have a giant "slip and slide" on it. ?

I second the slip and slide notion.

[Ridge]

Hey now! I think it would be good for me to take out some of the little guys and know not to screw with us. I am thinking a jolly roger style flag with a white co-ar15 boltface in the center of the skull!

now where is my captain hat!!!

[jerrymrc]

Hey now! I think it would be good for me to take out some of the little guys and know not to screw with us. I am thinking a jolly roger style flag with a white co-ar15 boltface in the center of the skull!

now where is my captain hat!!!

As long as you are not trying to play the "let's go after the big Jap fishing boat with this little skiff" crap I am all for it.

[mcantar18c]

Yeah, what barge? I think the original poster was calling the ship itself the "party barge".

Either way, I'm in. I'm too old and married to know a large number of "healthy", morally flexible young ladies, but I feel like this is the first order of business after we find somewhere to dock the S.S. Screw Pelosi.

I'm in. Don't worry about the morally flexible young ladies, I've got things covered there.
Seriously, how the hell does nobody want this thing? I mean sure you need to take the barge with it, but damn you know how much cash you could get at the scrap yard for that?

[Ridge]

That is what I'm thinking. Take the minelayer and the Sea Shadow, then just sell or donate the minelayer to a scrap company.

Unless it's a Navy stipulation that they MUST remain together...

[Mick-Boy]

Let's go smoke some somali pirates!... on the other hand I guess the name "Party Barge" still works.