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  1. 10-11-2011, 05:14 #1
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    Okay so superman man is flying along and saw wonderwoman naked on a roof spread eagle. He thought to himself..."im as fast as a speeding bullet.ill do her and she will never know what happened". So he swoops down and does his thing and is out of there fast.
    Wonder woman feels a huge rush of air and goes "what the **** was that"?
    The invisible man says " I don't know but my ass sure hurts"!
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  2. 10-11-2011, 05:47 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Okay so superman man is flying along and saw wonderwoman naked on a roof spread eagle. He thought to himself..."im as fast as a speeding bullet.ill do her and she will never know what happened". So he swoops down and does his thing and is out of there fast.
    Wonder woman feels a huge rush of air and goes "what the **** was that"?
    The invisible man says " I don't know but my ass sure hurts"!
    That one is new to me! I busted a gut!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Okay so superman man is flying along and saw wonderwoman naked on a roof spread eagle. He thought to himself..."im as fast as a speeding bullet.ill do her and she will never know what happened". So he swoops down and does his thing and is out of there fast.
    Wonder woman feels a huge rush of air and goes "what the **** was that"?
    The invisible man says " I don't know but my ass sure hurts"!
    damn its been a long time since i heard that one
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  4. 10-11-2011, 08:10 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Okay so superman man is flying along and saw wonderwoman naked on a roof spread eagle. He thought to himself..."im as fast as a speeding bullet.ill do her and she will never know what happened". So he swoops down and does his thing and is out of there fast.
    Wonder woman feels a huge rush of air and goes "what the **** was that"?
    The invisible man says " I don't know but my ass sure hurts"!
    That was good ! I hadn't heard that one . Great way to start the day - reading this forum!
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  5. 10-11-2011, 08:12 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cman View Post
    That was good ! I hadn't heard that one . Great way to start the day - reading this forum!
    My thoughts exactly!
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    Was that you what ****ed me in my butt?
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  7. 10-12-2011, 19:45 #7
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    CAREFUL- I resemble that remark!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by generalmeow View Post
    Was that you what ****ed me in my butt?


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    CAREFUL- I resemble that remark!!
    Which one?? The question or the awnser?? Pitcher or receiver. Whos driving and who's crying??
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  9. 10-12-2011, 20:22 #9
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    Whatchu care? You want some??
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  10. 10-12-2011, 20:30 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerd View Post
    Whatchu care? You want some??
    You gota a perty mouth boy! And I hears ya can use it. Thats y I's got ta keep ya in check!!
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