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  1. 06-02-2012, 06:13 #1
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    a tsunami ! quick everyone into the basement !
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    If you duck and cover the water just goes over you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alxone View Post
    a tsunami ! quick everyone into the basement !
    Right!!

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    Someone there needs to re-educate themselves on what the word "evacuate" means...
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  5. 06-02-2012, 07:32 #5
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    A snorkel and mask in every lunch box !!
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    This way the bodies are in an "easy carry" position......
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    This way the bodies are in an "easy carry" position......
    That was my first though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hollohas View Post
    Someone there needs to re-educate themselves on what the word "evacuate" means...

    Evacuate: What you do with your bowels when you realize that there's a tsunami 200 meters away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by alxone View Post
    a tsunami ! quick everyone into the basement !
    I was working in an office building in Westminster one time when there were tornadoes east of Denver. We could see them from the building. The lead secretary gets on the intercom and announces frantically: "Tornado everyone!! Everyone go outside to the parking lot!!!"

    We all looked at each other like "Is she f-ing crazy?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    I was working in an office building in Westminster one time when there were tornadoes east of Denver. We could see them from the building. The lead secretary gets on the intercom and announces frantically: "Tornado everyone!! Everyone go outside to the parking lot!!!"

    We all looked at each other like "Is she f-ing crazy?"
    Was she counselled or, at the very least, laughed at?
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