OK, seriously admins, WTF?!?!?

[Ranger]

Seriously, it's the lisp. You had to know it was going to happen sooner or later.

As a born-anew liberal, I have to protest this statement in favor of a much more politically correct way of saying this. While I don't know how to type a lissssssp, I would argue that I have an unintentional speech impediment brought on by the whacko right wingers on this board that outed me without permission. Regardless, I am now eligible to A) get a medical marijuana card, B) become part of occupy wall street and C) get all sorts of free stuff from the socialist government I so love.

Oh, and I'm joining a union.

[Ronin13]

As a born-anew liberal, I have to protest this statement in favor of a much more politically correct way of saying this. While I don't know how to type a lissssssp, I would argue that I have an unintentional speech impediment brought on by the whacko right wingers on this board that outed me without permission. Regardless, I am now eligible to A) get a medical marijuana card, B) become part of occupy wall street and C) get all sorts of free stuff from the socialist government I so love.

Oh, and I'm joining a union.

So can I have all your guns? Ya know, in order to fit in with your liberal brethren you'll have to rid yourself of those evil, murderous black things!

[Ranger]

So can I have all your guns? Ya know, in order to fit in with your liberal brethren you'll have to rid yourself of those evil, murderous black things!

I'll make a deal with you Ronin... While I'm stoned out of my ever loving gord, marching on the capital, in my pink stockings, waving my pro-union signs, driving my Suburu with a re-elect Obama sticker then you can not only have my guns but I want you to empty every mag into my worthless body!

[Ronin13]

I'll make a deal with you Ronin... While I'm stoned out of my ever loving gord, marching on the capital, in my pink stockings, waving my pro-union signs, driving my Suburu with a re-elect Obama sticker then you can not only have my guns but I want you to empty every mag into my worthless body!

You forgot to mention dreadlocked hair, homemade hemp clothing, Bonaroo flatbill, and the awful stench of patchouli following you everywhere you go!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Oh, and I'm joining a union.

I know it's hard to believe everyone, but you can be in a union and still be a republican. That is if you have the capability of being somewhat bipartisan.

[Ranger]

You forgot to mention dreadlocked hair, homemade hemp clothing, Bonaroo flatbill, and the awful stench of patchouli following you everywhere you go!

Are you sssserioussss, that would ssssso not go with my sssstockingsssss. Hmph.

I know it's hard to believe everyone, but you can be in a union and still be a republican. That is if you have the capability of being somewhat bipartisan.

I don't oppose union members, I oppose the unions themselves. I know not everyone in a union is liberal, just like NOT EVERYONE WHO IS TITLED AS PINK PARADE IS GAY DAMMIT

[Ronin13]

Are you sssserioussss, that would ssssso not go with my sssstockingsssss. Hmph.



I don't oppose union members, I oppose the unions themselves. I know not everyone in a union is liberal, just like NOT EVERYONE WHO IS TITLED AS PINK PARADE IS GAY DAMMIT

This is just so much entertainment I can't contain myself! I vote this for most fun thread... ever!

Yes, Ranger, just like every grown man who likes MLP is not a creeper...

[Ranger]

Yes, Ranger, just like every grown man who likes MLP is not a creeper...

Hmmm, sounds like YOU might need to part of the pink parade my friend.

[blacklabel]

Hmmm, sounds like YOU might need to part of the pink parade my friend.

And there couldn't be anyone better to show him the ropes.

[Ranger]

And there couldn't be anyone better to show him the ropes.

Holy crap was that good!