Quote Originally Posted by esaabye View Post
I work on the 13th, labeled as 14. Built in the mid 50's.
This shit always cracks me up. Reminds me of this Mitch Hedberg bit:

My hotel doesn't have a 13th floor because of superstition, but come on man, people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
"What room are you in?"
"1401"
"No you're not! Jump out the window, you will die earlier!" Because 13 is an unlucky number, right? Well that's what the letter B should be right, because B looks like a scrunched together 13.
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Bob"
"Get the fuck away!"