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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Yeah or the old fashion places like hmmm a bar?
    The modern "lady killers" tend to be cheap and don't want to pay for the alcohol.
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    Cougars,,, there aren't just in the Mtns. anymore.

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    This thread was great! Thanks all,-

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    Hope you like bitches with kids or yettis. Online dating has a plethora of both.

    USMC 2000-2004, OIF

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    Okay seriously... Thanks for thinking of me guys, but I have much better grammar and do not whine about this kind of stuff. Pah-leeez, this actually made me feel better about myself having read all this stuff.

    To the OP... You're doing it wrong. I've tried online dating and there are a few things to be wary of.
    1- About 60% of the women on there are either crazy, fat, or lying about most of their profile (meet one in person, you have a very good chance she looks NOTHING like her pictures).
    2- You have confidence, great, but don't come off as a cocky asshole, that just pushes the babes away, bro.
    3- Most importantly, be PATIENT. Online dating is a much slower process than IRL dating... I emailed back and forth with a gal for almost a month before we met in person... slow down.
    4- Get a BMW, they seriously work! ...kidding, don't try and copy my style

    Good read though, pretty funny, despite the near-fatal grammar.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    My head is full of fuck after reading all of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fmedges View Post
    Hope you like bitches with kids or yettis. Online dating has a plethora of both.
    True.

    It's like buying a car....you expect it to come with wheels and tires, same goes for girls.....they come with kids.


    The new trend is babies. Every girl wants one. It's gettin to be ridiculous

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    Grass is always greener....fight like hell to get one, wonder what the hell have I done to myself once you got one. buyer beware

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    Quote Originally Posted by DANGERTASTIC! View Post
    True.

    It's like buying a car....you expect it to come with wheels and tires, same goes for girls.....
    Haha and theyve gotten the wheels and tires fucked off of em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Haha and theyve gotten the wheels and tires fucked off of em.
    Hahahahaha!! It's true!


    Have of the girls I see I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.....let alone MY pole.

    It's not crabs the girls carry nowadays, those have evolved into saber tooth crotch crickets.....not somethin I want.


    What pisses me off is girls are always whining about there not being any decent guys out there, sorry bitch but the good guy you DID have, you Cheated on! And not to mention not all guys want your "pre made family". Should made dude pull out

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