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    Default Poor Decisions...

    I have a dilemma...

    One night after a few too many and watching people blow up things with tannerite I decided to make what I thought at the time was a really awesome target.

    So I looked around to find something awesome that I could just blow up.

    Enter a 5ft tall leopard. I saw him in the corner of my basement just staring at me... Well I'm not one to let something stare at me and get away with it. So I pulled out my knife and thrust it deep into his belly instantly killing the leopard.

    I then proceeded to put 5lbs of tannerite in him...

    Now here's my problem. He's full of those tiny foam pellets which would probably just blow away if there was some wind. I don't want to clean up millions of tiny foam pellets.

    Does anyone know of a good place I could execute the leopard?

    Also, a pic for good measure.


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    So let me get this right.... You want our recommendation of a location you can litter our public shooting ranges that are already littered enough. Here's a fvcking idea, be part of the solution not the problem with site cleanup and do it in your back yard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashton View Post
    I have a dilemma...

    One night after a few too many and watching people blow up things with tannerite I decided to make what I thought at the time was a really awesome target.

    So I looked around to find something awesome that I could just blow up.

    Enter a 5ft tall leopard. I saw him in the corner of my basement just staring at me... Well I'm not one to let something stare at me and get away with it. So I pulled out my knife and thrust it deep into his belly instantly killing the leopard.

    I then proceeded to put 5lbs of tannerite in him...

    Now here's my problem. He's full of those tiny foam pellets which would probably just blow away if there was some wind. I don't want to clean up millions of tiny foam pellets.

    Does anyone know of a good place I could execute the leopard?

    Also, a pic for good measure.

    Quoted for quality and training purposes.

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    Drain all the pellets into the trash can.
    Then stuff said target with tannerite.
    Just stand back a 'few' extra feet and you should be good to go !!

    Ok, ok, not really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    So let me get this right.... You want our recommendation of a location you can litter our public shooting ranges that are already littered enough. Here's a fvcking idea, be part of the solution not the problem with site cleanup and do it in your back yard.
    Who said anything about public shooting ranges? Jeeze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashton View Post
    Who said anything about public shooting ranges? Jeeze.
    Yeah good luck finding someone too invite you onto their paid range orrivate property so you can scratch your itch.

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    I'll supply the leopard with a means of self defense to make it fair.
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Yeah good luck finding someone too invite you onto their paid range orrivate property so you can scratch your itch.
    How do you know someone doesn't need a whole lot of foam pellets on their land to cushion it for their... Horses or cows.

    Let's be optimistic.

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