Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
Reminds me of one of my favorite sayings "there's an easy way and a hard way to do thing in life, what's it gonna be?".

It'd be a damn shame if someone slipped and got his carotid artery with a straight edge.
That was my first thought as well.

Quote Originally Posted by Sawin View Post
Yeah, and I think that's why they require it be done with electric clippers, not a razor.
Foiled again.

P.S. Can they trim the damned eyebrows while they're at it? He could probably use a nose trim as well.

On second thought, just clip it all off with a hedge shears right at the collar.