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    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    should be changed to

    10. You have nothing against women, but love little boys.

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    Be true to your Family and Friends! A handshake, and your word is all it takes!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by denverco View Post
    10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    should be changed to

    10. You have nothing against women, but love little boys.

    +1 and add "& goats"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcantar18c View Post
    Oh now you've done it. They're gonna see this and start rioting in the streets. Shame on you for speaking truth about their beloved leader.
    Wait till i post a pic of my latest Mohammed painting.

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    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    #14- (What we learned from our Cultural training): You live by the rule- Women are for procreation boys (and goats) are for pleasure.

    #15- You wear pajamas all day long.

    #16- You recognize that two different times exist, 9 o'clock and Arab 9 o'clock (sometime at or slightly before noon).
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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    nice!
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    #14- (What we learned from our Cultural training): You live by the rule- Women are for procreation boys (and goats) are for pleasure.

    #15- You wear pajamas all day long.

    #16- You recognize that two different times exist, 9 o'clock and Arab 9 o'clock (sometime at or slightly before noon).

    What am I missing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    What am I missing?
    In the Arab/Muslim world, they have a term called "en shallah" meaning "if Allah wills it." You tell them to be somewhere at a certain time they usually say "en shallah" meaning that they'll get there when they get there. We used to always have to tell our Afghan counterparts that training or whatever started at 1000, that's 10 o'clock sharp, not en shallah.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    In the Arab/Muslim world, they have a term called "en shallah" meaning "if Allah wills it." You tell them to be somewhere at a certain time they usually say "en shallah" meaning that they'll get there when they get there. We used to always have to tell our Afghan counterparts that training or whatever started at 1000, that's 10 o'clock sharp, not en shallah.
    My personal favorite is when I hear 'en shallah' from someone thats wearing a watch.


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