My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.
Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?
Pati, improbe et vince
I picked up 2 signs for free from the Longmont Republican HQ. They only asked that I put in a few hours of phone bank time, which I'm doing next week.
Singlestack
"Guilty of collusion"
ferfoqsake...
if you cannot correctly say it and/or you do not know its origin please keep your ignorant hole shut.
fourth point of contact
While landing under a parachute canopy, the jumper's feet strike the ground first and, immediately, he throws himself sideways to distribute the landing shock sequentially along five points of body contact with the ground:
1) the balls of the feet
2) the side of the calf
3) the side of the thigh
4) the side of the hip, or buttocks
5) the side of the back (latissimus dorsi muscle)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parachute_landing_fall
You will now stand corrected.
*Slams door on way out*
I will be accepting Obama yard signs after the election (will accept early donations) as I can use all the extra target stands I can get for my private range.![]()
My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.
Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one, and it stinks more than mine.
Yo Homie, That my chainsaw ?
Pati, improbe et vince
I was a Leg, and even I know proper PLF...
Speaking of which, I have an airborne joke for you guys (sorry to derail, but it's great!):
A young man just graduated jump school at Fort Benning when his father came up to his son and asked how it was.
"It was good, but I had a bit of anxiety to jump at first."
"Really what happened?"
"Well, our first jump I was the first one in our stick to jump... I was so scared but the jump master whispered some words of encouragement to me."
"Really?" His dad replied. "What did he say?"
"Well, dad, he grabbed my shoulder strap, pulled me in close, and said 'if you don't jump out of this plane I'm going to fuck you in the ass.'"
"Wow, so did you jump?"
"A little at first."![]()
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."