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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"
    And vice versa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KestrelBike View Post
    "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"
    "Joke'em if they can't take a fuck".


    (edit-damn you TFOGGER!)
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    A couple I always get amused by:

    "Theft is only Illegal because the government hates competition."
    "Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
    "If common sense is "common", then why do the majority of people lack it?"
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    " F!@# em in the neck " and " Don't let your meat loaf "....

    "An individual is only entiteld to one's rights as long as one respects the rights of others."...R.F.

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    If it hurts dont do it
    Suck it up and act like a man
    You cumn guzzling gutter slut
    The Hobo

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    "Joke'em if they can't take a fuck".


    (edit-damn you TFOGGER!)
    GMTA Bert
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    Go F*ck Yourself
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    "Half of everyone is below average".

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    "You are what you do."

    "You ever consider late-term self abortion?"

    "Where's your sign?"

    "Did you sell your car for gas money?"

    "If ignorance truly is bliss, then I do believe you're the happiest person I have ever met."

    "You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."

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