In all seriousness, I wish someone made an AR upper without the forward assist but WITH the ejection port cover.
Get a nodak spud retro upper like this NDS-604.
Now, if you've gotta have the A2 sights and shell deflector, you'll need to hunt down one of these rare, expensive, Colt LMG uppers:
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