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Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris swims on land.

When Chuck Norris went off to college he told his dad that he was the man of the house now.

Chuck Norris and Justin Beiber got into a fight and the loser wasn't allow to go through puberty.

Chuck Norris can eat glitter and shit out a Twilight movie.

Chuck Norris once fucked up. Up still can't walk straight.

When Chuck Norris sends you a friend request... there is no ignore button.

When Chuck Norris gets and award. Kanye West sits down and shuts the fuck up.

In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris can still kick your ass.

When Chuck Norris goes swimming the only one to get wet is your mother.