A very good friend of mine is in a wheelchair due to a MX crash. Right after his injury I redid his bathroom and kitchen and such so he could wheel around ok. He rolled into his bathroom one day and starts laughing. He hollers at me to come in there I see blood all over the floor.
Bill looks at me and down at his right foot. He had caught the toenail of his big toe under the cabinet and peeled it completely off. He looks at me and says through his laughter: "Shit man, that looks like it really hurts".
I just about dropped like a rock.