Yeah, right. Here's a conversation we had last time I "fostered" a dog from the shelter:

Wife: "NO! Absolutely not. We don't need another dog. We have 5 already. It's gonna cost too much in vet bills, food and other stuff. She's not gonna get along with the others. They'll fight. Someone else can step up and give this dog a home. Not us."

*Pause*

Wife: "What're we gonna name her?"