Powerball Anyone?

[Monky]

Yes, but I have seen through my crystal ball. It's fact, there will be 1 winner.. and he is chunky primate. Not telling who - I ll let you all be surprise then.

I am rather offended that you have referred to me as 'chunky'

[ChunkyMonkey]

Are you a poo flinging primate though?

[Kraven251]

I would be willing to give newracer's plan a try. I just need to come into a ridiculously large sum of money in one shot. I will happily volunteer to test this hypothesis.

Though I am fairly certain I would start collecting tax stamps.

[Monky]

According to the t-shirt I have that says 'I fling poo' I meet that criteria

[ChunkyMonkey]

daddy??

[Monky]

Unless you were born after 1994 it is not possible.

[PugnacAutMortem]

Unless you were born after 1994 it is not possible.

Lol so that's when you hit puberty huh?

[TFOGGER]

I would be willing to give newracer's plan a try. I just need to come into a ridiculously large sum of money in one shot. I will happily volunteer to test this hypothesis.

Though I am fairly certain I would start collecting tax stamps.

My trust would be the stamp collector, one of them, anyway. And yes, pretty much all of the advice in the article is quite sound. i would try to take steps to ensure that my name was never released to the media. With any luck, I would be only identified as "a self employed man from Colorado" in the press. There is nothing in the disclaimer on the back of the ticket that compels you to consent to the loss of privacy, or to allow use of your name or image for advertising purposes.

[Lurch]

My trust would be the stamp collector, one of them, anyway. And yes, pretty much all of the advice in the article is quite sound. i would try to take steps to ensure that my name was never released to the media. With any luck, I would be only identified as "a self employed man from Colorado" in the press. There is nothing in the disclaimer on the back of the ticket that compels you to consent to the loss of privacy, or to allow use of your name or image for advertising purposes.

Unfortunely you have to give them your name and such. This is off the Colorado Powerball site:

What you can expect when you win the jackpot.As part of the Open Records Act, we are required to release to the public your name, hometown, amount you won and the game you played. This information will be posted on coloradolottery.com and will be furnished to media upon request.
You will be interviewed by the Colorado Lottery Media Relations team and a press release will be distributed to local media outlets. You may also be asked to participate in a press conference to answer questions directly from reporters. Our Media Relations team will work closely with you to ensure your comfort with the process.
You’ll be asked to have your picture taken which will appear on our “Wall of Winners,” our website, and our Facebook and Twitter social media outlets.


But you can rest assure by the time I collected the money, the plane would be warming on the tarmac and as soon as that interview was done, I would be off to what ever island I put a small down payment on.

[Inconel710]

I plan on following as much of the advice in "How To Be Invisible" as I can if I win. The lawyer is good advice as well and will be a major part of my disappearing act. However, I disagree on the advice to NOT have a financial advisor - the key is find the right advisor and I've already decided who that would be as we'll.