To do otherwise would mean immediate loss of The Man Card!![]()
To do otherwise would mean immediate loss of The Man Card!![]()
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“Make men large and strong and tyranny will bankrupt itself in making shackles for them.” – Rev. Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) US Abolitionist Preacher
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23 years, and she's surprised? Yup, definitely her fault. If she doesn't know better after 23 years...
Mine isn't really surprised when I do this sort of thing. She'll make some sort of remark like "I can't believe you still do that", but she'll smile after pretending to be upset.
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM
Herding cats and favoring center
You good Sir are full of WIN !!!!
"I'd rather be a disabled Vet, than no Vet at all"
I am going to show this thread to my wife of 27 years and say; "see! I am not the only husband that still acts like a 14 year old boy." I love this thread - made my day. Thanks.
I don't get it ... What was she upset about? You did exactly right
A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
Ya, this would have directly led to my kids and I going full "light-sabre" followed immediately by a full blown nerf gun war through out the first two levels of the house.
I don't know what I enjoy more; my kid's delight or my wife's distress.
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.
Love this. Showed it to the wife and she said she would have hit me with "the sword" instead of handing it to me. She is so violent.
ahhh a couple that plays together stays together
Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,