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    This is why I don't fly! F*ck all of them. I know they have a job to do but come on, you have to draw the line somewhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    Check a bunch of guns in, no problem. Bring my toddler's sealed sugar-free juice box through security? Got to open those juice boxes and swab them for explosive. Also, we'll need to put his security blanket through the scanner. Because nothing makes us feel safer then taking a blankey from a stressed out toddler in a crowded airport.
    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    This is why I don't fly! F*ck all of them. I know they have a job to do but come on, you have to draw the line somewhere!
    Difference between federal and private security:

    a) While trying to get on a plane, toddler and parents are harassed because they have sealed juice boxes. Common sense plays no part in the actions of the security guard.

    b) While going to a sporting event, security tells diabetic woman she can't bring outside food or drinks into the arena. Woman explains she has diabetes, and needs the juice in case her blood sugar gets low. Security guard uses common sense, apologizes, and lets the woman in.
    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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