Just keep a small mouse gun in a ziplock hanging under the shower head. That should give enough firepower to get to what's stashed under the toilet tank lid!
But talking about verifying the story, pick any other random story out there in the media. Find 100 newspapers, and guaranteed that 95% of them has the same reporting, since they all just run AP stories.
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