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  1. 12-21-2012, 23:22 #21
    KevDen2005
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    Your girlfriend is awesome!
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    It is a cryptic prophecy YOU ARE getting something special tonight from either your GF, or ............................ MONKY



    "The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles. --Jeff Cooper"



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  3. 12-21-2012, 23:26 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklabel
    So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
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    Makes me wish this board had a rep system
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    HK's are made by magic Nordic Valkyrie's, forged in the Valhalla and personally hammer stamped by Odin. The shipping cost from Valhalla is ridiculous thus the extra cost. But Valkyrie craftsmanship is really the top of the top
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    Sitting at a sushi restaurant with Monky and my girlfriend.... Girlfriend claims its a mouse... Monky and I say differently.
    Trouser mouse...
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  5. 12-21-2012, 23:27 #25
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    Of the girlfriend.
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    Ok, let's say it is a mouse... why is it spitting?
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  7. 12-21-2012, 23:30 #27
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    I really like this girl.. Whoever she is.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklabel View Post
    Ok, let's say it is a mouse... why is it spitting?
    In 3 different directions...
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  9. 12-21-2012, 23:37 #29
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    She's having dinner w/ me and she wants penis.. my job here is done.
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  10. 12-21-2012, 23:38 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerd View Post
    You know how I know you are gay?
    by being able to read his name on the back of his belt?
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
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