Promises promises. Piers Morgan to deport himself.

[Bailey Guns]

A petition was created on an official White House website demanding my deportation for ‘attacking the 2nd Amendment of the Constitution’. This, of course, is the one that alludes to an American’s ‘right to bear arms’.

No, Piers, you arrogant little man. This is the amendment that GUARANTEES Americans the right to bear arms.

While you're busy deporting yourself, how about you go fuck yourself as well?

ETA: Furthermore, many private arms owned by US citizens were proudly sent to your country during WWII to defend British citizens from the threat of Nazi invasion. Piers Morgan, you are a disgrace to yourself, your country and your countrymen.