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    Glock Armorer for sexual favors Jer's Avatar
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    Man, who says staying at home on NYE is the safest thing you can do?
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    "Warning, system detects heavy alcohol consumption has occurred, are you sure you wish to use this communication device?"
    Where is that program???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    "Warning, system detects heavy alcohol consumption has occurred, are you sure you wish to use this communication device?"
    Where is that program???
    A company I worked for built a "social sobriety app" unfortunately most people are so dumb they couldn't pass it even sober.

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    Default Re: Ah DAMN THE NEW YEAR!!!!

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    GTDS?
    Not sure what that is. The site was SeatStaysUp.com. It was a hell of a site that covered cars, guns, politics, etc. All the crap that guys are interested in. It's practically died though with only one or two posts a day.

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    I just reread this thread today... Oh god... My wife came in and read what I was looking at over my shoulder and turned red, started laughing, and walked away... She didn't realize the implications of me saying that she had to get the music out of the car as someone else pointed out! LOL

    Anyway, there was not fun to be had that night/morning. She has a bruise on her hip the size of a grapefruit, and jacked up her elbow.
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    Wow sounds like you had a way better night than I did. Happy new year!


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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I just reread this thread today... Oh god... My wife came in and read what I was looking at over my shoulder and turned red, started laughing, and walked away... She didn't realize the implications of me saying that she had to get the music out of the car as someone else pointed out! LOL

    Anyway, there was not fun to be had that night/morning. She has a bruise on her hip the size of a grapefruit, and jacked up her elbow.

    Nah, it was on its way though, then, like hitting a brick wall... or a set of back porch steps.
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