Ooops, Sorry sir! Ha

[muddywings]

2 cops, 1 douchnozzel

Marine/Cop,
Hmmmm, kids puffing on that cancer stick pretty hard. Probably pinging pretty good. Yup sounds upset. Ok, upset we took a while. Can I see his hands, yup. ok good there. Does he have someone else who is about to jump me or my partner? middle of parking lot, looks ok there. Let's get my community policing verbal judo on here,
"Sir, Understand you are upset and I know it's fustrating that it took us a while to get here. Not enough cops, not enough money in the budget, but now that we're here, can you tell me the situation so we can help you out."

Or

F-n douchenozzle just interrupted my donut break because he can't handle his own business. Oh...he thinks he is bad ass because he was in the Army....now this is personal. One dude here in the parking lot, got back up 1/2 second away. Yup time for action,
Backhand strike to the superscapular nerve, take down. Now let's totally disregard most policy procedures and choke him while my partner watches my Marine awesomeness over his Army douchenozzelness!

Superscapular strike aka Austin Powers....JUDO CHOP!