Political Humor--Don't Read if You're Sensitive

[Marlin]

Not that it would have made as much sense. But, Yeah I would have laugh if it was the other way...

[Wallary]

You mock people you don't understand by labelling them as "neocons". Your tender sensitivities were warned at the door. If you can't take a joke, don't read the thread.

Why can't socialists take a joke? Because they already gave it away!

Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Democracy: You have two cows. Government taxes force you to sell them in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

[Sixgun]

[WillysWagon]

That cracked me up

[StagLefty]

We mock what we don't understand. If it were reversed you neocons would be up in arms

WTF-Did someone piss in your corn flakes recently ?

[ssf467]

My humor escapes most

[ssf467]

BTW
I believe in a free market
Civil Liberties that the Framers put forth
SMALL government
A vote for Obama is contempt for America

[Gman]

Which civil liberties did the Framers put forth?

[ssf467]

Which civil liberties did the Framers put forth?

You're kidding right?

[Gman]

Nope.