Welp I screwed the pooch. Turns out the old account I used had my 2 old California addresses and my workplace address smack dab in the middle of Denver. None of those being eligible for the program obviously.

I fwd'd the new-member (which has my current eligible same bill/ship northglenn address) email with a quick note apologizing for being an idiot, and offering to send a scan of my DL just in case. I feel bad for wasting their time, especially when they're busting their asses on a weekend to help us all out.