The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

Ok...

You're at a restaurant, you're already cranky (because guys get cranky when we don't eat for a few hours), and all you can think about is tucking in to the artery-clogging special you just ordered. When it arrives, your date goes "Mmm... that looks really good" and then does the frowny-face at her own plate. "I should've ordered that!"

You sigh, and tell her she's welcome to order one. "No, that's ok - I'll just share yours!" she chirps, irritatingly.

Or worse yet... while you're tearing into your steak, she stares longingly at you the entire time. When you ask what she's looking at, she scrunches up her nose and gives you the "You're cute when you eat!" bullshit.

Thankfully, my wife engages in neither of these extremely off-putting activities.

Does it irritate your wife when your date acts that way?

Lol. Yup - she gets the angriest look on her face... it must be because she finds it just as annoying as I do!

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Originally Posted by Tinelement

Is there anything worse than going to the fridge and realizing you are out of beer.....

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Ok, this one takes the cake. I really can't think of anything worse... well actually- I had worse last night:
Nothing worse than going to the fridge and realizing you're not out of beer, but all that's left is sh*t beer... aka Tecate. And I f*cking hate Tecate! [Mad]

Hey now. Beer is beer. Any port in a storm. Tecate is the chubby girl at the bar who hits on you during your "release from 10 years in prison for aggravated assault" party. Definitely not your first choice when there's other tail to be had, but looks pretty fucking good in the absence of options.

I clearly didn't have enough sleep last night.

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Ok, this one takes the cake. I really can't think of anything worse... well actually- I had worse last night:
Nothing worse than going to the fridge and realizing you're not out of beer, but all that's left is sh*t beer... aka Tecate. And I f*cking hate Tecate! [Mad]

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Hold on there cowboy.....

No such thing as shit beer! If I open the fridge and all that is in there is a Blatz, I'm gonna love every last drop!

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Originally Posted by MarkCO

But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

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amen to that! lol.... my jacked up silvy gets about 10mpg with the engine off going downhill with a tailwind lol

#1: Nice, positive, cheerful people, who pride themselves on their ability to "get along".
#2: That bumper sticker that says "Practice acts of random kindness".
#3: People who need to express all their views on life via bumper sticker.
#4: Kids in general
#5: Especially little kids.
#6: And teens
#7: LIBERALS
#8: Pixar movies
#9: Movies with "The Rock"
#10: This space reserved for future irritations...

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Originally Posted by Dingo

Hey now. Beer is beer. Any port in a storm. Tecate is the chubby girl at the bar who hits on you during your "release from 10 years in prison for aggravated assault" party. Definitely not your first choice when there's other tail to be had, but looks pretty fucking good in the absence of options.

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Gonna have to disagree... two things I don't do- Drink crap beer (Tin, that's directed at you too :D ), and bang heffers. Even after a dry spell with no leave for 18mos, then a 12 month deployment (count it 30 months without tail- not quite 10 years in prison, but close), I still didn't even entertain the notion of porking a porker; I am NEVER that desperate. [Coffee] And I still hate Tecate and will turn it down!

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Originally Posted by Tinelement

Hold on there cowboy.....

No such thing as shit beer! If I open the fridge and all that is in there is a Blatz, I'm gonna love every last drop!

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I guess I'm too picky for my own good. Besides, I can afford to be discerning when it comes to my beer, I grew up in the mountains, kids would always bring Key Ice to parties. Never going back. Do you hear me? NEVER!!! [LOL]