How To Entertain a Dachshund

[hatidua]

how to entertain dog:

1. go to pet store.
2. buy hamster.
3. buy 12" acrylic ball for hamster to run around house in.
4. let dog chase hamster in 12" acrylic ball all day.
5. return hamster and ball and tell pet store "this just isn't going to work".
6. dog had a blast, hamster cost refunded, everybody happy.

[Sawin]

Reminds me of mine when she was younger, looks just the same too.
If you really want to keep a dog with 1 inch legs busy, throw some Doritos into 4 feet of snow.

bwahahahahaha love it!

[Sawin]

how to entertain dog:

1. go to pet store.
2. buy hamster.
3. buy 12" acrylic ball for hamster to run around house in.
4. let dog chase hamster in 12" acrylic ball all day.
5. return hamster and ball and tell pet store "this just isn't going to work".
6. dog had a blast, hamster cost refunded, everybody happy.

I see one, possibly two problems with that.

1. you've just laced your whole house floor with hamster piss/poo, because the dog scared the %#!* out of it.
2. the hamster might not even survive the heart attack.

Still funny though!

[hatidua]

I see one, possibly two problems with that.

1. you've just laced your whole house floor with hamster piss/poo, because the dog scared the %#!* out of it.

'acrylic ball' (contains all sins, no mess at all)

[Sawin]

'acrylic ball' (contains all sins, no mess at all)

Ok, so the hamster suffocates. lol

Don't they have little slits in them?

[hatidua]

Don't they have little slits in them?

I haven't been allowed to buy one to investigate that. I've wanted to buy one....for a day...for our two dogs for YEARS but the wife veto's it.

[ChuckNorris]

Makes me miss my miniature dachshund 'Bob'!
What a holy terror he was!
Almost got grabbed by a golden eagle when we lived in Conifer!

[Bailey Guns]

That was fun. Thanks for posting!

[jerrymrc]

We have three and being food motivated those Doritos are no match. Our oldest is now 17 and although blind now still managed to bring back a dead bird last summer. he was our best mouser.

Our 3. 16, 17 and 4

[TheBelly]

Wife now says that she wants another miniature dachshund.