How To Entertain a Dachshund

[Sawin]

how to entertain dog:

1. go to pet store.
2. buy hamster.
3. buy 12" acrylic ball for hamster to run around house in.
4. let dog chase hamster in 12" acrylic ball all day.
5. return hamster and ball and tell pet store "this just isn't going to work".
6. dog had a blast, hamster cost refunded, everybody happy.

I see one, possibly two problems with that.

1. you've just laced your whole house floor with hamster piss/poo, because the dog scared the %#!* out of it.
2. the hamster might not even survive the heart attack.

Still funny though!