First of all, here's a finger to the troll... (btw... just because you live proximally to Saudi Aurora, and people refer to your house as "BFE", doesn't mean you're actually from Egypt)

Second, I gotta throw my hat in with the rest of the Celts on here too. I'm a Scotch/Irish mutt, and have almost zero ability to filter my speech when I'm... well, awake. My wife actually told me once that she was initially attracted to me on the grounds that I was such an asshole all the time, and yet somehow everybody liked me. (Her words.)