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    Quote Originally Posted by bellavite1 View Post
    Avoidance is not always an option.
    That's why I train as a sprinter.
    I oil my body down and wear tear-away clothing whenever I go outside.
    It's the lizard defense, and has worked well for me so far.
    You may catch up to me, but I'll just get away again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    That's why I train as a sprinter.
    I oil my body down and wear tear-away clothing whenever I go outside.
    It's the lizard defense, and has worked well for me so far.
    You may catch up to me, but I'll just get away again.
    Thanks for the visual...
    So now I have to convince myself that behind your avatar actuaslly hides an extremely hot girl that happens to like guns...
    NIL DIFFICILE VOLENTI

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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    That's why I train as a sprinter.
    I oil my body down and wear tear-away clothing whenever I go outside.
    It's the lizard defense, and has worked well for me so far.
    You may catch up to me, but I'll just get away again.
    Thanks for that- now I have to go dump 1/2 a bottle of bleach into my eyes to burn that mental image away.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    That's why I train as a sprinter. I oil my body down and wear tear-away clothing whenever I go outside. It's the lizard defense, and has worked well for me so far. You may catch up to me, but I'll just get away again.
    I will not abide this abomination. (1224)

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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    That's why I train as a sprinter.
    I oil my body down and wear tear-away clothing whenever I go outside.
    It's the lizard defense, and has worked well for me so far.
    You may catch up to me, but I'll just get away again.
    Thanks for the laugh!!!

    I believe the jury has been sequestered for the entire trial. They may want to hurry up and go home...but they'll probably want to be politically correct and drag this out so that it seems like they took their time weighing the evidence.
    Last edited by Gman; 07-12-2013 at 17:03.
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