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    Hah that is disgusting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    Bacon scented candles?
    Not a bad idea!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    Not a bad idea!
    I liked mine better. If you want your house to smell like bacon, cooking a few pounds would be the way to go!

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    I'd have to spoon feed it to myself, its congealed. Should I lube my rifle with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    I'd have to spoon feed it to myself, its congealed. Should I lube my rifle with it?
    Lard melts between 85 and 105 deg_F. You just need to hold the jar under your armpit for about 10 minutes to get it flowing

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    Is drink it for $100.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    Is drink it for $100.....
    I thought you were trying to get INTO shape. Besides, you'd probably end up spending more than $100 after a visit to the ER.

    And about my candle idea, since I *think* bacon grease is flammable, you probably don't need a wick.

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    Getting in shape sucks! Rather suckle from the Obama teet.

    What happened to your knee BC?

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    I had surgery in August, tore my meniscus (for the second time) but during work. Thankfully, workers comp paid for the entire surgery and physical therapy.

    That knee has had the medial meniscus torn twice, torn ACL (minor), torn MCL (minor), stretched LCL, bone grafting on femur after tumor removal.

    If I climb too many stairs, bend down awkwardly with knee out to the side (like doing squats instead of keeping knees pointed straight out), it'll start getting painful. Kneeling while working in the attic was too much for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    So I got 32ozs of bacon grease....what the hell should I do with it?
    It puts the bacon grease on its skin.
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