Crime in my Hood!

[th3w01f]

Lots of late night parties.

This made us LOL, it's not just the younger crowd. We live in a very nice, mostly family neighborhood and our neighbors (the ones close enough where we can see what they're watching on TV), have become a dysfunctional swinger family even with their two young kids. I'm not saying that swingers are dysfunctional but when your sex life requires the police on a regular basis you have issues... unless that's your thing.

They threw a Halloween party that several of us neighbors objected to (50 people in a .2 acre back yard) and the guests were so drunk by 10PM that they were arguing with the cops and trying to confront us by pushing the cops aside to get to us. At the direction of DCPD we all went inside but apparently they moved to another house on the hill and continued the party. I heard it finally ended when one husband got pissed that someone was flirting with his wife and said he was going home to get his gun. Completely hearsay but I heard he came back with it and his wife had to lock herself up in the safe room until the police arrived again.

I wish I had a safe room.

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This made us LOL, it's not just the younger crowd. We live in a very nice, mostly family neighborhood and our neighbors (the ones close enough where we can see what they're watching on TV), have become a dysfunctional swinger family even with their two young kids. I'm not saying that swingers are dysfunctional but when your sex life requires the police on a regular basis you have issues... unless that's your thing.

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Do they have large white rocks in their front yard?

(HR suburban legend)

[th3w01f]

Do they have large white rocks in their front yard?

(HR suburban legend)

We've heard that one too but there appear to be so many swingers I think the rocks are redundant. We did have one clump of 4 houses that seem to fit the bill and they all had identical 'no dogs on yard' signs. We found a few of the same sign spread through the neighborhood so it's as good a rumor as anything.

[Great-Kazoo]

We've heard that one too but there appear to be so many swingers I think the rocks are redundant. We did have one clump of 4 houses that seem to fit the bill and they all had identical 'no doggie style on yard' signs. We found a few of the same sign spread through the neighborhood so it's as good a rumor as anything.

FIFY

[th3w01f]

FIFY

[Ridge]

This made us LOL, it's not just the younger crowd. We live in a very nice, mostly family neighborhood and our neighbors (the ones close enough where we can see what they're watching on TV), have become a dysfunctional swinger family even with their two young kids. I'm not saying that swingers are dysfunctional but when your sex life requires the police on a regular basis you have issues... unless that's your thing.

They threw a Halloween party that several of us neighbors objected to (50 people in a .2 acre back yard) and the guests were so drunk by 10PM that they were arguing with the cops and trying to confront us by pushing the cops aside to get to us. At the direction of DCPD we all went inside but apparently they moved to another house on the hill and continued the party. I heard it finally ended when one husband got pissed that someone was flirting with his wife and said he was going home to get his gun. Completely hearsay but I heard he came back with it and his wife had to lock herself up in the safe room until the police arrived again.

I wish I had a safe room.

Maybe it was a miscommunication like a game of telephone, and she actually used the safe word?

[brutal]

Maybe it was a miscommunication like a game of telephone, and she actually used the safe word?

haha

[KestrelBike]

I'm not saying that swingers are dysfunctional but when your sex life requires the police on a regular basis you have issues... unless that's your thing.

These days, I'm so desensitized I can't get it up unless a cop is drawing down on me.