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  1. 05-22-2015, 21:53 #1
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    Default So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

    Any stories? The more details the better.



    Well I dated a kinky nurse who had been married 5 times who was 48 (Not a day over 30 and like Jennifer Lawarece meets Stiflers Mom )and needed help bring a few fantasies to life, then she gave me the cold shoulder which I took as I am done with you,to which I started dating a Lawyer ( who was like 40 but looked 20, I am 24 BTW) and then she sneaks into my house ( I live at home btw) into my room. I am coming back with the lawyer. I enter into the room and she is all loving and playful, then the lawyer comes in to view and she is beyond pissed...

    She then tries to straggle me, then her and the lawyer are just beating the shit out each other, then the lawyer aka Alice bails thinking I bailed a 3 way/cheating on her as Jenn the nurse is making up flat out lies...

    Then she follows around for like 6 months before she vanishes then as of last week she is texting me..

    Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?
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  2. 05-22-2015, 22:11 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by SG1 View Post
    Any stories? The more details the better.
    You seem to have omitted your experience[s]. Might as well be peeking over the curtain at Kitty's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You seem to have omitted your experience[s]. Might as well be peeking over the curtain at Kitty's

    Well I dated a kinky nurse who had been married 5 times who was 48 (Not a day over 30 and like Jennifer Lawarece meets Stiflers Mom )and needed help bring a few fantasies to life, then she gave me the cold shoulder which I took as I am done with you,to which I started dating a Lawyer ( who was like 40 but looked 20, I am 24 BTW) and then she sneaks into my house ( I live at home btw) into my room. I am coming back with the lawyer. I enter into the room and she is all loving and playful, then the lawyer comes in to view and she is beyond pissed...

    She then tries to straggle me, then her and the lawyer are just beating the shit out each other, then the lawyer aka Alice bails thinking I bailed a 3 way/cheating on her as Jenn the nurse is making up flat out lies...

    Then she follows around for like 6 months before she vanishes then as of last week she is texting me..

    Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?
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  4. 05-22-2015, 23:40 #4
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    Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?
    Because they have ZERO idea what a relationship actually is, or is supposed to be. You need to bail on that shit immediately by the way.
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    I dated this chick I met in the desert while dirt riding. She was in the camp next to ours and turned out she lived only 10 minutes from me. We hooked up and after about two weeks she let me meet the family and right away started trying to get me to beat up her older brother. She would say the strangest stuff to try and get me mad and fight her brother. I asked him what was up with that and he told me she does that with all the guys she dates and that she had been committed to the local hospital and released just a week before I met her, she was supposed to be cured. She wasn't and when I broke it off the next week she would drive by my place and honk the horn until I came out and she would scream all kinds of obscenities at me. Then she hooked up with a friend of mine and when he found out about her and broke it off, she torched his motorhome in the middle of the night. Never saw her again after that.

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    All of them? End thread.
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    Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooskibar03 View Post
    Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.
    But fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooskibar03 View Post
    Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.
    It depends. Some are "batshit-i wanna try lesbian-look what i got pierced/tatted today-look what i stole from the courthouse-always drive twice the speed limit" crazy. That's probably most. But the others are the most stable, level headed, rational ones you'll ever find.


    I only dated the first type.
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