Close
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 25
  1. #11
    Machine Gunner alan0269's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Brighton
    Posts
    1,191

    Default

    You could have also gone with the "Well, I've driven thousands of miles in my car, and I've come to the conclusion that driving at 80-82 MPH provides me with the highest fuel economy in this particular vehicle. I'm sure that being an environmentally conscious Prius driver you can now completely understand why I drive at the speed I do." Of course I'm pretty sure that if I were to say that it would be heard as "F*** YOU!!!".... It's amazing how some of us have that built in translator that can change our thoughts to something simple that the moron we're conversing with can understand.

  2. #12
    Industry Partner BPTactical's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    North Metro
    Posts
    13,965

    Default

    Sounds almost as much fun as when I got BBQ for lunch one day.

    I do award you major points for creativity in your response. So much so I may very well plagiarize your work.
    What I have found most enjoyable of such encounters is the look of realization on these asshats faces when they realize you are not the meek "Oh I'm sorry I offended you" cowering pile of protoplasm they thought you were.
    That "Oh fuck" look of realization on their face is so gratifying..
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

  3. #13
    Diesel Swinger Graves's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Brighton
    Posts
    3,531

    Default

    This thread reminds me...Aren't we about due for another funny t-shirt in a line with a libtard at the local eatery thread?
    -Mike

    "I have to return some video tapes"

  4. #14
    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    SE Oklahoma
    Posts
    16,475
    Blog Entries
    4

    Default

    The only thing worse that a pompous liberal is... Wait. There is nothing worse. Nice work.
    Stella - my best girl ever.
    11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010



    Don't wanna get shot by the police?
    "Stop Resisting Arrest!"


  5. #15
    Machine Gunner clodhopper's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Rural Weld County, Colorado
    Posts
    1,248

    Default

    I think you should slow down on the highway for safety sake.













    14 . Always carry a change of underwear.

  6. #16
    Machine Gunner Big E3's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    SE Aurora
    Posts
    1,209

    Default

    Sounds to me like just a typical libtard demonrat voter, always on the look out for a way to have some control over other peoples lives. It is amazing what things you can come up with to do while driving down the highway if you don't have a job or any place you need to be, aside from the next Bernie rally.
    Life's hard when you're stupid

    When the government came to take our guns, they knocked on the door. After our guns were gone, they never bothered knocking again - Holocaust Survivor

  7. #17
    Rebuilt from Salvage TFOGGER's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Aurora
    Posts
    7,789

    Default

    It always amazes me how these idiots think that their "righteousness" will somehow protect them from that evil in the world. Perhaps you didn't see her again because the REAL serial killer decided to atone for his past crimes by removing this human hemorrhoid from the gene pool.
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

  8. #18
    Zombie Slayer
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    Pueblo
    Posts
    7,004

    Default

    I would have snidely commented on how she should have bought a VW diesel...
    Per Ardua ad Astra

  9. #19
    BANNED....or not? Skip's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    Highlands Ranch, CO
    Posts
    3,871

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    It always amazes me how these idiots think that their "righteousness" will somehow protect them from that evil in the world. Perhaps you didn't see her again because the REAL serial killer decided to atone for his past crimes by removing this human hemorrhoid from the gene pool.
    Boom!

    That is a sign of a person who's never faced real adversity because those who have faced adversity have made her life too comfortable.

  10. #20
    Grand Master Know It All OldFogey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Fort Collins
    Posts
    3,925

    Default

    Click image for larger version. 

Name:	Attachment-1.jpeg 
Views:	84 
Size:	89.4 KB 
ID:	65475
    Non Compos Mentis

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •